Handbags and Halos

Nell Fitzgerald worries that her life is shallow and meaningless. She''s right - it is. Stricken by an acute pre-mid-life crisis, she''s walked out on her obstreperous boyfriend, moved in with her icy Knightsbridge grandmother and been forced to assume the role of faux girlfriend to closet gay TV presenter, Blair Taylor, by her merciless boss at the Morgan theatrical agency.

In a desperate bid to i...