Here's Your Pill, Kitten!
When S.M. Kelly suffers a freak accident near Central Park and shatters her femur, at first, she figures "It''s early. . .we can still make dinner and Kinky Boots tonight," as an ambulance hurtles her toward the hospital. The complex, four-hour surgery results in a nine-inch titanium plate and seven pins embedded in Kelly''s leg, and her humorless surgeon, Dr. Swarthy Unibrow, orders three months'...
When S.M. Kelly suffers a freak accident near Central Park and shatters her femur, at first, she figures "It''s early. . .we can still make dinner and Kinky Boots tonight," as an ambulance hurtles her toward the hospital. The complex, four-hour surgery results in a nine-inch titanium plate and seven pins embedded in Kelly''s leg, and her humorless surgeon, Dr. Swarthy Unibrow, orders three months'...
