His Curvy Distraction

OmarMy reelection was supposed to be a formality. My staff was behind me, the town adored me, and I had a great track record. It was all going well until a photographer snapped that picture of me. It was not how it looked. Yes, she was on her knees. Yes, I was tugging my pants up. But it wasn't what it looked like. The fact that I'd thought about that exact situation with that exact woman didn't m...