Horrorscopes: An Astrological Almanac

Good luck in the year ahead. You''re all going to need it.

Horrorscopes* will tell you everything you need to know about what will happen to you in the year ahead, and we can reveal now, it''s not all good news. In fact, none of it is. The moral? Blame it on the planets - let''s face it, Saturn''s a bastard.

This hilarious, tongue-in-cheek and detailed weekly guide to next year is interspersed wit...