House of Holes

Visit the House of Holes, where the motto is PLEASURE FIRST, and discover a solution to every sexual problem, insight into every sexual intrigue, or play out your greatest sexual fantasy. Men can begin with a ''good, friendly penis scrub'', take the magic sperm sniff test, or visit the Porndecahedron.

Greedy women can visit the Hall of the Penises, shy women can order a partner with a ''voluntary ...