How a Domestic Goddess Invents Time Travel ... backwards

"e;The word 'Willpower' kept being screamed into my mind by that 'mutton dressed as lamb' Conscience Fairy perched on my shoulder.What would she know? I'll bet she's never had a decent chocolate in her life.She started battering me with her wand and abusing me with her one word vocabulary "e;Willpower, willpower, WILLPOWER!!"e;I swatted my shoulder and wiped my hand on the passenger seat. That bit...