How Not to Be American

''This new American uniform - the baseball cap, t-shirt, shorts and trainers (why not a scooter?) is not about looking good. It''s about disappearing into a new, unofficial, global army of cultural babies. It says: I eat hamburgers and watch TV and chew gum all day, I want everyone to play my game, You have to be nice to me and if you''re not I''m gonna shoot you, I can''t understand a word you sa...