How Not to Die in the Tower of Mostly Unpleasant Deaths

Neth the swordsman wields a sharp blade. His partner, an enchanted rabbit named Sir Hops-a-Lot, wields a sharp tongue. It's weird, but it works. Usually. But is even their combined strength (Neth), brains (Hops), skill (Neth), wit (Hops), and common sense (neither) enough to survive the patently absurd but unspeakably dangerous Tower of Mostly Unpleasant Deaths? Obviously the answer is yes, becaus...