How to Be a Footballer

''Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player'' - Sunday Times

''The funniest man in British sport'' - Metro

**A Sunday Times Sports Book of the Year**
**Shortlisted for the National Book Awards**
**Longlisted for the Telegraph Sports Book Awards Autobiography of the Year**

You become a footballer because you love football...