How to be a Politician

''Always forgive your enemies - but never forget their names.'' JFK

''What do you want to be a sailor for? There are greater storms in politics than you will ever find at sea. Piracy, broadsides, blood on the decks. You will find them all in politics.'' David Lloyd George

''Unchallenged master of the self-inflicted wound.'' Nicholas Soames on Boris Johnson, apropos his switch to campaigning for Brex...