How to Be an Ex-Footballer

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The funniest man in British sport - Metro

Peter Crouch is a comedy genius - Daily Mail

Often recruited before they''ve worn long trousers, today''s footballers become superstars who earn huge amounts without ever learning much about the world beyond the training ground. Coddled by their support teams, everything is done for them. They live their lives in the glaring media s...