How to Win a Fight With a Conservative

Outwit and outmock those Crazy Conservatives!

Tired of the delusional rantings of right-wing nut jobs?

Does the mere mention of the Tea Party or Fox News pose a clear and present danger to your sanity?

No matter the flavor of your misguided right-wing adversary, here''s a survival guide for anyone who''s fantasized about smacking down a conservative blowhard.

Learn how to:

• Hurl witty retorts at Obama ...