Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have

Hypochondriacs can now fret appropriately with this humorous pocket guide to more than 40 disgusting, horrible diseases. All entries include symptoms, a diagnosis guide, treatment suggestions, a prognosis, and—if you are not yet infected—prevention tips.

Do you suffer from insomnia?
Not good…soon your whole body might attack your brain.

Are you bothered by a persistent fever and swelling?
Beware…...