I Am the Great Wall of China

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, imagine a picture that stretches for thousands of miles, a picture built from millions upon millions of stones, a picture that has witnessed the ebb and flow of empires, the rise and fall of dynasties, the relentless march of time itself. That, my friends, is me. I am the Great Wall of China. And I'm about to tell you my story. Don't expect a dry...