I'm Perfect, You're Doomed

I''m Perfect, You''re Doomed is the story of Kyria Abrahams''s coming-of-age as a Jehovah''s Witness -- a doorbell-ringing "Pioneer of the Lord." Her childhood was haunted by the knowledge that her neighbors and schoolmates were doomed to die in an imminent fiery apocalypse; that Smurfs were evil; that just about anything you could buy at a yard sale was infested by demons; and that Ouija boards -...