Instructions for the British People During The Emergency

''Funny, despite bloody everything'' - Charlie Brooker

An indispensable handbook to see the nation through lockdown, breakdown and meltdown.

As Britain enters a period of tremendous upheaval, your government has requested that everyone immediately undertake a series of life-style changes that may test the nation''s resolve.

Most of it is simple common-sense, but common-sense may be new to you, espec...