It Wasn't Me

Look around you. The world is going to hell. Standards have fallen, values have been pawned, young people think ''innit'' is a word and decent, honest citizens can''t walk down the street without being set upon by an exploding terrorist or globally-warmed to death. We need to pick ourselves up. We need to rebuild this Once Great Nation. But, most of all, we need to be sure it''s all somebody else'...