Jesus Blows Catastrophic Fart. Peter Laughs

To all the angels who've ever accidentally tripped on a cloud, to the seraphim who've misplaced their halos and had to sheepishly ask Gabriel to help them find them, and to every divine bureaucrat who's ever spent an eternity sorting through celestial paperwork: this book is for you. May your eternal laughs be as boundless as your divine duties. To my earthly companions, whose uncanny ability to f...