Joe Lycett's Art Hole

''I am out of the country and will not be checking my emails''
DAWN FRENCH

''The file is just showing up blank my end?''
GRAYSON PERRY

''Best book eva!!!''
STEPHEN FRY

''Babe, I haven''t got time''
ALISON HAMMOND

Joe Lycett is an incredibly right-wing commentator, comedian, television presenter, gardener, cage-fighter, Spectator columnist, fancy boy, bandit, pharmacist and knee-pain advocat...