Just Like Mum Says

''Having a baby is like watching two very inefficient removal men trying to get a very large sofa through a very small doorway, only in this case you can''t say, "Oh, sod it, bring it through the French windows"'' Victoria Wood

''It''s not easy being a mother. If it were, fathers would do it'' Dorothy, The Golden Girls

Motherhood is a tough job and a serious business. Which means there''s all the m...