Laina & The Vamp

For every woman who ever loved a Vampire.

"What is your passion?" Vladimir asked Laina.

"White," she replied without hesitation. "I eat cottage cheese and pot cheese, farmer's cheese, ricotta, mozzarella, meringue, Reddi-whip, Cool Whip, mashed potatoes, white rice, spring turnips, and I drink non-fat milk and occasionally one glass of Chardonnay–maybe two."

The Vampire watched her. Was she kidding? ...