Lazy Days

Meet Bror Telemann. 42 years old. Husband to Nina Telemann. Father to Heidi, Berthold and Sabine. Currently: stage director at the Norwegian National Theatre. Soon to be: world-famous playwright and general talking head.

Now he''s on holiday with his family at the foot of the Alps, south of Munich. That''s in Germany. Nina loves Germany. Telemann does not. Telemann loves Nigella Lawson.

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