Leaner Meaner Midlife

I want to live my life in peace for a little while as opposed to pieces. I don’t know who I have to bribe to catch a break, but I’m willing to pay the big bucks.

Apparently, no one got the memo. Midlife is one messy ride.

Fine. I’m off to Lexington, Kentucky to find a self-proclaimed dragon who sports a mullet, beer belly, and delusions of Immortal grandeur. This time he’s gone too far. He’s messe...