Lockdown Parenting Fails

Did your home haircut make your child look like Friar Tuck?

Did you forget to put bananas in your banana bread?

Did your primary-schooler have to correct your times tables?

Then you were probably one of many people trying your f*cking hardest to parent during lockdown, and so now deserve a medal (or a case of gin).

Featuring entries from fellow survivors on the horrors of homeschooling, the nightmares...