Making Nice

Meet Alby.

Natural habitat: a bar; a boat; his bedroom; a broad''s bedroom.

Favourite hobbies: starting fights (then losing them); hooking up with broads (then losing them); hating cats (it''s a skill); training Gary the baby bird to be a killer (sort of).

Best kept secret: when his mum died it broke his hear and he doesn''t really know what to do about it.

''Sumell''s savage humour is thrilling''
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