March Effect

A unicorn walks into a bar…and leaves with my heart.He's gone, and now I have a unicorn-named-March-shaped hole in my life. But, I get it. Unicorns aren't meant to live in a world where they have to deal with putting gas in the car, getting groceries, and paying cell phone bills.I'm trying to get past this. Really, I am. It's just that everyone constantly talks about him, from his immortal ex-girl...