May I Have Your Attention Please?

THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLING AUTOBIOGRAPHY

So... the story of my life.

I''ve often thought about this moment, about what it would be like to write my memoirs. I always thought it would make me feel important. It doesn''t. If anything it makes me feel a little strange.

The truth is, I should never have been this famous guy. I wasn''t the cool, clever, good-looking boy at school. But I always dreamt o...