Ministry of Mildly Alarming Affairs

Mild panic. Moderate confusion. Maximum satire.In the hidden corridors of British bureaucracy, one department quietly keeps civilization from crumbling — not through heroics, but through aggressive filing, clipboard diplomacy, and a fierce devotion to Proper Food Etiquette.When rogue culinary rebels unleash a campaign of gastronomic chaos — from diagonally steeped tea to ketchup on roast lamb — it...