Ministry of Utmost Happiness Parody

I came to know that most of my fan’s brains got fried after reading my novels “The God of Dirty Things: Bicker Prize Winner 2017”, “Things That Can and Cannot be Screwed”, “Broken Banana”, “The Hanging Of Faizal Guru”, “The Shape of The Breast”, etc. My fans are no longer able to live with religious Hindus peacefully. They are getting offended at anything remotely related to Hindu religion. This i...