Mortification

''Mark Watson is a national treasure'' Richard Osman

Whatever I now know about life - or think I know - I found out through failure, disappointment, mortification. I''m writing it all down as much to remind myself as for anyone else - but now you''re here, I''d love you to stick around . . .

Mark Watson is generally accepted to be alive. And yet he''s died many times. Not just on stage - though he''...