Much to Your Chagrin

People who don''t have embarrassing stories are untrustworthy. Or at the very least, they aren''t telling the truth.
-- Suzanne Guillette

By your own definition, you are very, very trustworthy. After all, you are the kind of person who spills pasta sauce down the shirt of a famous writer you''re trying to impress. You are the girl who, when taking a new mentor out for a fancy lunch, forgets to b...