My Goat Ate Its Own Legs

"e;These are not literary productions, these are yarns. Told in a conversational, buttonholing style, they tend to start with some outrageous hook: "e;During childhood, one of my best friends was a stone"e;; "e;A friend of mine dated Death"e;; "e;Met God's ex-wife once"e;; "e;The Devil is offering holidays in Hell"e;; "e;I knew a bloke who ate his children"e;. That's not so hard to do, but what's ...