My Life Is a Soap Opera

My Life Is a Soap Opera is just what the title entails.

One moment I''m enjoying my teen life and boom--someone close to me dies tragically.

I get married and envision living happily ever after and boom--my husband hits me so hard I fall to the floor.

Moving forward I live with a man who tells me all the time how much he loves me and boom--all that time he is married.

There''s a song by George Stra...