My Name Was Don

As for the book's title—no, Don did not change his name. It's the other thing.Don, our narrator and the writer of this absurd comedy novella, is literally illiterate. Everything he does turns into an unmitigated disaster. He names his dog Whoosh because of how fast he can chase cars. His girlfriend, Katie, the love of his life, isn't real. And his manipulative ex-wife, Windi, has a new boyfriend n...