Never Insult the Yellow Cheese: A Funny Illustrated Chapter Book for Ages 8-12

Never complain about the colour of your cheese at seven in the morning. By two in the afternoon, it will get you back.Lena has a talent: she can find the flaw in anything in two seconds. Cold eggs. A creased skirt. The wrong-coloured cheese. Three complaints before she even reaches the school gate — and a radio station in her head broadcasting nothing but bad news, twenty-four hours a day, no musi...