No Boobs, No Kardashians

Desperate to grab some headlines, fading starlet Sindee Sands schemes to marry her reality-challenged twelve-year-old daughter off to similarly aged gangsta rapper. To celebrate this enactment of "e;the new virginity,"e; 'Tween Bride is staging a TV spectacular to end all spectaculars. They even recruited a Korean boy band to do a rap version of "e;The Star Spangled Banner."e; Hey, if it moves pro...