No Contest

The thrill of victory and the humiliation of defeat

The Extreme Sports Network is the cash cow feeding off America''s lust for blood, guts and sex disguised as competitive athletics. From Extreme Nude Luge to the excruciatingly gory Extreme Outback Crocodile Habitat Marathon - it''s ESN''s life-or-death thrill ride to high ratings. But why do Americans always win and Europeans. . . die?

The answer, ...