No More Mr. Nice Guy

Frank Ritz is a television critic. His partner, Melissa Paul, is the author of pornographic novels for liberated women. He watches crap all day; she writes crap all day. It''s a life. Or it was a life. But now they''re fighting, locked in oral combat. He won''t shut up and she is putting her finger down her throat again. So there''s only one thing for it -- Frank has to go.

But go where? And do wha...