No Tattoos Before You're Thirty

''You won''t find a singsong entry in this book that says, ''Magic happens'' or ''Climb a tree with a child.'' There are no pictures of cuddly animals . . . It''s the stuff I wish somebody, anybody, had told me twenty years ago.''
No tattoos before you''re thirty is a collection of witty, modern truths aimed more towards the realities of everyday life than the value of eating your greens. It''s fu...