Once Upon a Time, Bitches

A self-help book for women who loathe self-help but really want to start helping themselves. Sorry to start with bad news but...Prince Charming doesn't existFairy Godmother is drunk.Glass slippers don't come 2 Day Prime Shipping from Amazon.So, where's the fairytale you were promised? Hi, I'm Branden. Yes, that really is me on the cover. I have a boy's name, a Mom bod, and the tattoos are not phot...