PIG and the Long Fart

PIG has fallen in love. Tiffany chews gum and is in the bottom Maths set, but she''s a real girl! To impress her, Pig agrees to make a speech at a school assembly, in front of the Mayor and all the parents. Unfortunately nerves have an upsetting effect on Pig''s stomach, and a long fart manages to creep out on stage, next to the mayor. What will Tiffany say? Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has anot...