Pirate Bride

"Hey, hey, little Missie, I've just saved your life!", the mean black pirate was hissing at me: "if you can't show a bit of gratitude then I will throw you back to the hungry sharks, which are following us around wherever we go!" Then he told me, that no sailor will ever dive for a drowning man into shark-infested waters unless he has the chance to save a real princess: "I have risked my life for ...