Please Let Me Give You Blueballs

Iris comes home from a meeting about a hedgehog in a beret. She kneels between Sam's knees on their living room rug. Her cheeks are pink. There's a leaf in her hair. She has Opinions.She's been on Reddit.Specifically, she's been on a thread about edging. And then another thread. And another. All the way home on the Tube she's been thinking about it, and now she has a notebook (dark green, hardback...