Plowed into Oblivion by an Immortal Sex Deity!

Sydney should be immersed in making her wedding arrangements, but her fiancé's infidelity has recently crushed that dream. Talked into purchasing an obsidian totem said to depict the "e;god of mending shattered dreams"e; during a trip abroad, she returns home to find there is more to the statue than meets the eye. Not only does it sport a large phallus like that of a fertility or sex deity, Sydney...