Pottymouth and Stoopid

Random House presents the audiobook edition of Pottymouth and Stoopid by James Patterson, read by Scott Connolly.

David and his best friend Michael were tagged with awful nicknames way back in preschool when everyone did silly things. Fast-forward to seventh grade: ''Pottymouth'' and ''Stoopid'' are still stuck with the names – and everyone in school, including the teachers and their principal, bel...