Punchline Is Too Long

If You Like To Laugh,
This Book Is For You!
You'll crack up when you find out what happens to:
... the woman who bought the parrot with bad manners."

... the burglar at work who keeps hearing, "Jesus is watching."

... the little old lady who forgot her lifelong friend's name."

... the elderly gentleman who asked the pharmacist for Viagra."

... the 3 guys who had to think to enter heaven on...