Quotable Stoner

"I love my FedEx guy ''cause he''s a drug dealer and he don''t even know it . . . and he''s always on time."
--Mitch Hedberg

Talking about weed? It never gets old. There''s just a whole lot to be said. And in this book, you''ll find more than a thousand hilarious, half-baked quotes about marijuana and its (medicinal, calming, overall awesome) influence on movies, people, politics, and pop culture fr...