Race to Til-Thorin

Dream girls. Fried snails. A 30"e; bodyguard with pink ponytails.Being a hero comes with learning curves.The curve of a hip. The curve of a sword. The curve of a sucker punch as it connects with your face.It wouldn t be so bad if Wendell had professionals to help him.Instead, he s stuck with a feisty gnome, a senile old wizard and a green-skinned, cigar-smoking babysitter to guide him.Is it too la...