Razor Here: Rantings of a Silly Old Man

At one time, Razor was a strapping, athletic, and active young man. Now, many years later, he has finally come to the realization that getting older really pisses him off. Now pear-shaped, slow, and forgetful, Razor is convinced he is not a pretty sight. Worse yet, Squatty Bodyhis lovely, strong-willed wifeis a real pain in his butt.In his first collection of humorous anecdotes and satirical comme...