Real Life

Does an exciting weekend for you mean scrubbing all the grouting in your bathroom with a toothbrush?

Have you ever felt the urge to kidnap the cable guy and tie him to the bed like Kathy Bates in Misery because you are terrified the TV will stop working once he''s gone?

Do you ponder marrying the Albanian builder who has just fitted alcove shelving because he''s brought you more happiness in thr...